Joseph Randle was arrested for stealing cologne on Monday.
Joseph Randle allegedly forgot to pay at Dillard's. (USATSI)

Desperation is a stinky cologne. Sometimes it's even shoved illegaly in one's pocket and carried out of the store. For Cowboys running back Joseph Randle, that's how he ended up getting arrested at a Dillard's and charged for a Class-B misdemeanor.

105.3 the Fan in Dallas confirms that Randle, the Cowboys second-year backup running back, was popped for shoplifting a bottle of cologne and a pair of underwear at a local Dillard's. According to TMZ, it was Gucci Guilty Black cologne and a two-pack of Polo underwear. 

Randle signed a four-year, $2.35 million contract as a fifth-round pick of the Cowboys in 2013. He is earning a base salary of $495,000 this season and also received one-quarter of his signing bonus ($47,220).

So you'd think he'd look a little more ashamed in this mugshot. But no.

In super ironic news, Randle tweeted this pretty recently: