Matt Ryan's wife calls out terrible podium hair, promises it won't happen again
The Falcons QB is usually a paragon of put-togetherness, but you wouldn't have known it on Wednesday
That was Ryan, cool as a cucumber, in the days before Super Bowl LI.
If you're first reaction had nothing to do with right guard Wes Schweitzer but thinking that Ryan looks like he barely escaped a wind tunnel with his life, you're not alone.
"I'd fine him for being on national television like that," White told ESPN on Thursday.
There's more: Ryan's wife also got in on the fun.
Of course, no one will care what Ryan's hair looks like -- or if he even shows up to his next presser looking like Dan Quinn -- should the Falcons beat the Packers on Sunday night.
In case you're wondering, only two of eight CBSSports.com experts are picking the Falcons to win their home opener.
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