Most popular fantasy football team names on Vol. 1

Top fantasy football team names.
It's that time of the year again. (

It's almost August, and that means you're likely going to conduct a fantasy football draft this month. It also means you're going to have come up with, or update, your fantasy football team name. Los Pollos Hermanos is a tad 2013.

I've fired up the Apple IIGS computer responsible for powering all your fantasy leagues to examine what are the most popular and trending team names so far this summer.

The most popular team names so far are, frankly, uninspiring.

  1. Show Me Your TDs
  2. Da Bears
  3. Mean Machine
  4. Bulldogs
  5. Cowboys
  6. Steel Curtain
  7. Turn Down For Watt
  8. Big Blue
  9. Raiders
  10. Broncos
I'll throw some respect at No. 7. 

Some takeaways from perusing a spreadsheet full of many, many team names.

You all still lean on The League for inspiration:

  • Password is Taco
  • Vinegar Strokes
  • Mr. McGibbletts

Seinfeld still has a place in our collective fantasy souls:

  • Vandelay Industries
  • Van Buren Boys

A few notetable TV references:

  • AMC's The Walking Dez
  • Valyrian Steelers
  • Welker Texas Ranger
  • Orange is the New Blackmon
  • Revis and Butthead
  • Hingle McCringleberry

Some movie references:

  • Natural Born Spiller
  • Dez-ed and Confused
  • Forgetting Brandon Marshall
  • Dirty Mike and the Boys
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
  • Touch Me and I'll Suh

Some other notable names:

  • Jake From State Farm
  • Every Kiss Begins With Clay
  • Favre Dollar Footlong
  • It Ertz When Eifert
  • Wilfork on the First Date
  • Suh Girls, One Cup
  • Haha Monica Loves Clinton Dix
Inspired yet? I'll check back in a little later with some trending names as more of you change Team 2 into something, hopefully, a bit more lively. 
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