Wednesday afternoon for Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson featured a little shoutout to his lady, and an unfortunate lesson in not using Google to woo one's love.
For "Woman Crush Wednesday" (a thing the kids do apparently), Wilson tweeted out a picture of his ladyfriend Ciara. He noted her "honey sweet lips," which were "lilac soft."
PM #WCW I kissed her & she had honey sweet lips that were lilac soft w/ a loving & affectionate personality @Ciara pic.twitter.com/qwxXkfWnCK
— Russell Wilson (@DangeRussWilson) January 28, 2016
Unfortunately, as noted by Deadspin, this wasn't exactly an original thought for old Russ.
oh no pic.twitter.com/kpSw16wJHO
— Natalie (@natalieweiner) January 28, 2016
Now there's nothing wrong with borrowing from a lyric to describe your lady or woo her with romantic phrases.
But Googling "how to describe a beautiful woman" and then just copy/pasting onto social media? That's the sort of stuff you expect from a teenager on Instagram.
On the bright side, the next time he Googles that term, he'll probably think twice!
