The Patriots are first up at Super Bowl media day, and obviously tight end Rob Gronkowski is a main attraction. Gronk's session, of course, provided some comedy gold.
Gronk on fire alarms
Gronk said he slept right through the fire alarm that went off at the Patriots hotel last night. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing
— Pro Football on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 27, 2015
Gronk asked if there was a fire what would the first three things he would grab would be "I dunno. ... Whoever is in the house."
— Tom Layman (@Tom_Layman) January 27, 2015
Gronk on his party bus
Grobk on his party bus: "It's on its way down right now" #SBUSAT
— Jim Corbett (@ByJimCorbett) January 27, 2015
#Gronk said no dudes are allowed on his "Party Bus" (said the bus is in route and it's in Tennessee right now) pic.twitter.com/bFGwqcxOW2
— Mike Jurecki (@mikejurecki) January 27, 2015
Gronk on Kam Chancellor
Asked about matchup w Kam Chancellor, Gronk "He's a great player, very fast and can make plays all over the field. I've got to play my best
— Jim Corbett (@ByJimCorbett) January 27, 2015
Gronk asked who hits harder him or Kam: "I don't know. Ask the Sports Science guy. All I know is he hits hard. #SBUSAT
— Jim Corbett (@ByJimCorbett) January 27, 2015
Gronk on his ankle
"My ankle is ready. It's ready to roll." Very poor word choice Gronk
— Andrew Reardon (@Anjew_Reardon) January 27, 2015
Gronk on numbers
"Gronk, 0-100 what's your favorite number?" "Oh.. I don't even have to answer that, uhh let's go with 87, how bout that?" *finger guns*
— Ryan McGinley (@RyanMcGinley13) January 27, 2015
Gronk on dancing
gronk says edelman is the worst dancer and he's the best ?
— Andrea (@victorinosbeard) January 27, 2015
Gronk and kids
Gronk weightlifting small children... pic.twitter.com/vSy6kwiVSE
— Armando Salguero (@ArmandoSalguero) January 27, 2015
Gronk "singing" Katy Perry
Gronk's celebrity crush
Gronk's celebrity crush..is Pamela Anderson #SBmediaday https://t.co/7Az7P9sWpp
— gifdsports (@gifdsports) January 27, 2015
Gronk on Gronk biopic
Who's going to play you in the Gronk movie? "Arnold Schwarzenegger. #SBUSAT
— Jim Corbett (@ByJimCorbett) January 27, 2015
Gronk on Gronkerotica
Gronk on puppies