Two members of the elite Boston PD. (YouTube)

Julian Edelman and Danny Amendola have day jobs as wide receivers for the New England Patriots. They should not quit those day jobs to become police offers. Prior to a trip to Tom Brady's workouts, the diminutive duo found time to record a video of themselves moonlighting as truly terrible members of the (hopefully fictional version of the) Boston Police Department.

They stole a shopping cart:

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They participated in an illegal dice game:

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They played ping pong while on the job:

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They couldn't spell burglary:

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They hopped in a pool that was presumably not theirs:

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And they ate burgers in a hot tub, which is just ridiculous:

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Check out the full video right here:

It's pretty disappointing that they didn't even attempt Boston accents. They could have picked from any one of these.