VIDEO: Jamie Benn goal gets best description ever from Razor Reaugh

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Dallas Stars captain Jamie Benn is a very talented player, he can go through opponents like they're swiss cheese.

Or, according to Stars excellent color man Daryl Razor Reaugh, "like poop through a diarrhea infected goose." This was an actual description of a goal on a live hockey telecast a few days ago. There's a reason why Razor is popular, he can put things in ways nobody else would dare ... or even think of.

Reaugh might as well retire because he'll never top that description.

S/t Guyism

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