Horriblesportstattoos.com should really become/will eventually be a thing, though I'd be afraid to ever visit.

This etching could qualify. That there is one detailed tat of Louisville coach Rick Pitino, he of recent Hall of Fame induction. The ink above seems inspired by this photo. Also, the 60-year-old Pitino looks closer to 70, but hey, here's to getting a tat that IMPROVES with age. I guess.

Pitino, by the way, got carved this offseason too. The coach paid up on a bet he made to his team: If Louisville won the 2013 title, he'd get inked. They did, so he did. It's a much classier look than what this fella is sporting above. I am speechless; I am without speech.

(H/T, CBT)