I don't golf. When I was a child my grandfather tried to teach me, and honestly, for a 7-year old, my swing wasn't too bad. I was able to drive the ball quite a bit, but I didn't practice nearly enough, nor did I enjoy it nearly as much as I enjoyed playing baseball or other sports.

Still, even though my golf career peaked before I turned 10, I'm still entirely confident in saying that, as a 7-year-old, my golf swing was better than Arkansas' Bret Bielema.

There are golf coaches curled up in a fetal position crying right now.