Bulletin: Pedro Martinez, who was recently elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame on the first ballot, in 1999 authored a truly great pitching season. The discerning baseball observer does not need evidence of this claim, but nevertheless you're about to lay unworthy eyes upon Mr. Martinez's 1999 Strat-O-Matic card, which comes to us via Jeff Polman (@jpballnut) ... 

Observe: There is to be found on Mr. Martinez's card neither home run nor triple nor walk. He was very good at his assigned tasks and duties, you see. 

The best part? Pedro was even better in 2000. Set phasers to stun!