You'll be chagrined to recall that Indians philosopher-king Juan Uribe recently took a 106-mph Mike Trout bouncer off the rascal basket and the precious cargo therein ...
And the people shudder.
In a self-defeating biological reality, it takes biscuits of a certain girth to man the hot corner at the highest level while not wearing a protective cup. That is indeed the case with Uribe. Why would the buccaneering Mr. Uribe forego such safekeeping? This, people, is why ...
Juan Uribe (testicular contusion) said no BP today. Asked why he doesn't use a cup, he said: "I don't think the trainers have my size." Oh.
— Jordan Bastian (@MLBastian) June 13, 2016
All right. Wait, was he serious?
Juan Uribe said today he doesn't wear a cup because the trainers don't have one in his size.... Then he said I'm serious.
— Andre Knott (@DreKnott) June 13, 2016
Yes, he was serious.
Sure, Juan Uribe is presently dealing with a most unfortunate injury, but in the end he continues to do all right when it comes to doing all right.
In conclusion ...
@DreKnottpic.twitter.com/yUjaArxUli
— HIPSTER TITO (@HipsterTito) June 13, 2016
