David Ross, pro milestone home runs, against ammonia baths. USATSI

On Friday, Cubs catcher/philosopher king hit the 100th home run of his career. Here's a look ...

That's significant because Ross is wildly popular with both fans and teammates and because the 39-year-old backstop is in his final season as a player. Given all of that, celebration was in order. However, said celebration almost took an unfortunate turn ...

All right. Needless to say, getting a large-volume container of ammonia dumped on one's yet is not recommended, at least insofar as one's health and vitality are concerned. How do I know this? I know this because the unimpeachable Wikipedia has an entire section on ammonia safety precautions.

Remain vigilant, David Ross.