Get tattoo of Syracuse Chiefs logo, get free tickets for life
The Syracuse Chiefs, Triple-A affiliate of the Washington Nationals, want to know how badly you want free tix for life.
Want free tickets to see the Syracuse Chiefs, hard-charging International League affiliate of the Washington Nationals, for the rest of your life? You're in luck. Take it away, Lindsay Kramer of Syracuse.com ...
On July 1, the Chiefs will hold Carmelo's Ink City Tattoo Night at NBT Bank Stadium. Any fan at that game who gets a tattoo of a Chiefs logo will also earn free general admission tickets to Chiefs games for the rest of their lives. The tattoos at the game will be applied for free.
Once more, for emphasis: If you get a tattoo of the Chiefs' logo, then you'll get free tickets for the remainder of your living days.
As Big League Stew's Mike Oz notes, the logo in question is a pretty solid one, at least as logo-to-tattoo translations go ...
Bear in mind that the tattoo is also free, so obviously everyone -- especially unattended children -- should accept this most generous offer of bodily defilement in exchange for tickets.
As always, the minor leagues are there for those with nowhere left to turn.