IMPORTANT PHOTO COLLAGE: The vague disgust of Bo Porter

As it turns out, Bo Porter quite understandably looks rather annoyed a lot.

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A law of baseball -- a law that approaches immutability -- is that the manager of a 111-loss team such as, say, the 2013 Astros will necessarily wear upon his countenance a look of imprecise revulsion. "Events and lesser gods, they continue to conspire against me," his visage says without ceasing. 

For instance, please regard, with an empathic bearing, the following nine-piece photographic collage, which contains every extant image of Astros manager Bo Porter¹ ... 

(Images: USATSI)

Behold the chronic dyspepsia native to a -238 run differential. It follows, then, that this handsome, evocative portrait -- soon to be available in the cherished medium of the Franklin Mint commemorative plate -- is titled, "The Vague Disgust of Bo Porter."

As has been said of other works of baseball art in this space, hang this in the Louvre or let there be no Louvre. 

^{1Not actually true at all.}