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What follows is an action-news photographic image of Phillies closer Jonathan Papelbon, seized by holiday cheer and alongside his spouse ...
Papelbon without question has his baseball merits, but "managing not to look awkward" is manifestly not one of them. This time, though -- besweatered and with sprouted tickler upon his upper lip -- he has plainly achieved gentleman-hood in the most dashing extreme.
(Wink of CBS eye: Call to the Pen)
