Justin Verlander owns the A's, literally, per their Wikipedia page
The Oakland A's Wikipedia page was altered during Thursday's Game 5 of the ALDS to say that the owner was Tigers ace Justin Verlander.
Well, this isn't likely to last long before the Wikipedia editors notice and fix it, but I took a screen-grab for posterity:
After eight dominant innings Thursday night in his Game 5 win, Verlander now owns the following line in his career in Oakland, including both regular season and postseason: 0.30 ERA, 0.60 WHIP, 37 strikeouts, six walks, 30 innings pitched. So, yeah, he might as well own O.co Coliseum.