Bridgeport Bluefish's 'military appreciation' jersey is, um, different

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We're of course accustomed to teams' rolling out one-off red-white-and-blue unis or even less fortunate camouflage ensembles to honor those who serve in the military. But then there's what the minor-league Bridgeport Bluefish will be trotting out. Please regard what follows ... 

Chiseled abs! A navel that looks like pursed lips! Superfluous male nipples!

All right. Points for novelty, I suppose.

I'll hereby posit that what you see above was inspired by Jack Nicholson's turn in The Last Detail ... 

So congrats (?) to the Bluefish on this bold (?) idea. I guess? 

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