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Those who notice things have surely noticed the drift of hitting talent into the American League West. After all, Prince Fielder is now a member of the Rangers, and -- even more notably -- Robinson Cano has been inked by the Mariners.
Regarding these events involving left-handed mashers, one AL West left-handed reliever, Sean Doolittle of the Fightin' Athletics, has something to say on behalf of his port-siding peers ...
Wait so you're telling me Fielder is on the Rangers now AND Cano signed with the Mariners?! "SIRI, HOW DO YOU THROW A SLIDER?"
— Sean Doolittle (@whatwouldDOOdo) December 6, 2013
Note the appropriate "Home Alone" look of utter horror in his avi.
Here's more bad news: Cano pounds left-handed sliders!
