The Amazon Echo is a popular home appliance similar to Siri and Google Voice on a phone. Ask "Alexa" a question and most of the time it'll answer it for you. It can even be set up to turn on coffee makers and sprinkler systems with nothing but the user's voice.

Of course, when products like this are made the immediate idea everybody has is to make it say something funny. Ask Alexa to tell you a joke and it will do just that, even if that joke is meant to be a burn against the Cavaliers or Warriors.

"Why did the Warriors lose the championship last year? Their attitude was too Cavalier."
"Why is Kyrie Irving missing his jumpers? He believes his shot is flat."

Alexa is fond of puns as noticed in the Warriors burn, but who knew that even Alexa would get in on the fun of Kyrie Irving flat Earth jokes. Is it original? No. Is it hilarious? Absolutely. 

Have a friend of the Cavs or Warriors who won't stop talking trash? Need a good burn to silence them? Just find an Echo and ask it for help. Within five minutes you'll be able to shut down any fan with nothing but Alexa's words.