The 76ers bested the Celtics Wednesday night in an engagement of the Great Tank War of 2013-14, or was it the other way around? The two struggling franchises met, and just as it appeared the Celtics had suffered a terrible win, Evan Turner snatched victory-which-is-actually-a-loss-for-the-franchise from the jaws of defeat-which-would-have-helped-their-future-more. One can only assume Turner is positioning himself to force GM Sam Hinkie to trade him for being too good.

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