In a development that should be shocking to absolutely nobody, it has been discovered by TMZ Sports that quarterback and all-time awkwardly funny person Peyton Manning wears T-shirts in the pool.

Really? A shirt in the pool? (TMZ Sports)

TMZ apparently spotted Manning playing with the mini-Mannings (that kid's facial expression practically screams, "DAD, WHAT DOES OMAHA EVEN MEAN?!?!?) down in Miami, and well ... the dude is wearing a shirt, a hat and a watch in the pool. There's not much more to say than that.

On a positive note, this does give us two new phrases to sing to the Nationwide jingle:

*music note emoji* Wear-ing T-shirts in the pool. *music note emoji*

Or how about this one...

*music note emoji* Look at me in my green hat. *music note emoji*

Speaking of green hats! Do you think Snoop a Loop was there? And did The Bishop Don Magic Juan bring his green hat, too? (NSFW-ish video if you don't want to see part of Will Ferrell's posterior)