During the course of Sunday night's Royals-Red Sox game at Fenway Park (KC-BOS GameTracker), a young game-goer made a Life Decision. Said Life Decision entailed running on the field of play during the game while wearing, well ...

That's notable, of course, but what's even more notable is the blind-side sack pulled off by an intrepid member of Fenway Security. Please appreciate ...

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No Mark Gastineau-style sack-dance ensued, but it would've been justified. As for the interloper in question, he possibly regrets nothing.