In HBO's The Wire, the infamous Baltimore stick-up man Omar Little delivers one of the most iconic lines of the series during a shootout with his proclamation, "You come at the King, you best not miss." Well on Thanksgiving, Kevin Durant was the King and the hecklers that tried to get into this head on Twitter, completely missed.
Durant's first interaction with a heckler came when a fellow by the name of Bulto (not Bluto from Popeye), angrily complained that he couldn't listen to rapper Dave East's 2015 track called "KD" anymore because of the Warriors star.
Yo when im listening to @DaveEast " hate me now " and "kd" comes i skip it everytime one of the hardest songs i have to skip smh @KDTrey5
— Bulto (@brandizz3l) November 24, 2016
Bulto's bio says he is a Knicks fan, so it is unclear why he so passionately dislikes Durant. Whatever the case, Durant responded with a sick burn of his own:
@brandizz3l 😂 cool story bro, happy thanksgiving. Your family is looking for u and you in the bathroom tweeting away 😂😂
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) November 24, 2016
That's right, Durant hit Butlo with the always great and dismissive, "cool story bro."
Durant wasn't done delivering the burns though.
Innocently tweeting out his appreciation of Pittsburgh Steelers star running back Le'Veon Bell, Durant got a response back that, again, made him fire back:
@KDTrey5 When y'all don't win the finals this year gone be a thing of beauty too bum.
— Dom (@_Lordswaggy1) November 25, 2016
@_Lordswaggy1 😂 happy thanksgiving fonzworth bentley
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) November 25, 2016
Calling someone Fonzworth Bentley, the meticulously dressed former assistant of P. Diddy, is hilarious on so many levels. This is an excellent zing by Durant, especially when you look at the heckler's Twitter photo.
Clearly, Durant had himself a very entertaining Thanksgiving, an off day for the Warriors before they take on the Lakers in Los Angeles on Friday.
