While Ronald Torreyes and Aaron Judge both play baseball for the Yankees in exchange for redeemable currency, the similarities largely end there. Torreyes is a wee middle infielder. Judge is a Transformer made of beef.
Anyhow, during the course of the Yankees win over the Rays on Tuesday (NYY 5, TB 0), one of these two men hit a home run after the other one dinked a single ...
Plot twist revealed!: It was Torreyes and not Aaron Judge -- outfielder and downtown office building -- who flashed power in this instance. As commentator Paul O’Neill guffawed, the sight of these two celebrating is a wellspring of physical comedy, minus the groin shot and Benny Hill theme song.
On that point, please regard the following examples of action-sports color photography -- possibly developed in the commercial photography studio located on Aaron Judge’s 63rd floor ...
One:
Two:
And three:
This one is particularly good because it looks like Judge celebrated Torreyes’ homer by shoving him in a puddle at recess. He was wearing his new pair of white Keds and everything.
The upshot? Kids, you don’t have to be big to play in the majors. I mean, you specifically will never make the majors -- lol, come on -- but in theory you don’t have to be big.