Every Monday, Eye on College Football's Tom Fornelli looks back at 10 things that stood out to him over the college football weekend -- everything from the awesome to the just plain stupid. Mostly stupid.

I am still recovering from that insane game between TCU and Texas Tech on Saturday afternoon. Through four weeks of the season, we've been lucky to have our fair share of exciting games -- there were plenty just this past weekend alone -- but none can top the back-and-forth affair that took place in Lubbock.

By the time it was over, I needed a nap. It was just so hard to keep up with, but we revisit the absurdity of that contest, as we begin there this week.

1. THIS PHOTO: This photo is amazing. 

There is so much going on in this photo, and it's all amazing. (Getty Images)

That's Aaron Green after he caught a pass deflected by teammate Josh Doctson. As you can see in the photo, Green is in a bit of disbelief himself about what happened. Don't just look at Green, though, because there's a lot more going on here.

ENHANCE!

We have an infestation of Surrender Cobra in Lubbock. The international sporting gesture of "Oh God, why do I care about sports, all they do is break my heart?" I am a fan of Chicago sports teams. I am very familiar with the Surrender Cobra.

But, wait, there's more!

ENHANCE!

When you're just too damn mad to pull out the Surrender Cobra, you go with the "No mommy, I really want this toy, and I am going to throw a fit right here in this toy aisle until you put it in the cart ... or maybe I just really need to pee" pose.

And finally, there's this.

ENHANCE!

The pose known only as "The Virginia Fan." It's known across the globe, and immediately recognizable and understood.

The problem with going shirtless is there's nowhere to wipe the tears.

The bonus of going shirtless is at least you didn't paint your face.

2. Speaking of Shirtless Fans: Shine on, you crazy diamond. Shine on.

Anybody who actually watched Memphis and Cincinnati on Thursday night felt the same way. We should have taken that game as a sign of the madness to come on Saturday.

3. Holgo Has No Chill: You probably didn't watch West Virginia's 45-6 beatdown of Maryland on Saturday, and that's fine. I didn't watch much of it, either. You tend not to pay attention to games that are 38-0 at halftime.

Of course, the problem with not watching blowouts is you run the risk of missing out on a coach not only kicking somebody while they're down, but stabbing them and twisting the knife too.

Dana!

I only wish I had been on a Maryland message board so I could bathe in the anger of anonymous strangers talking about "class."

4. Fun Facts From Tennessee's Loss To Florida: There was another crazy game in Gainesville on Saturday, as Tennessee managed to blow a 13-point lead in the final five minutes of the game to lose 28-27 to the Gators. It was actually the second time this season the Vols lost a game which they led by at least 13 points in the fourth quarter, as it happened a few weeks ago against Oklahoma.

Want to see a fun statistic about blowing fourth quarter leads?

Want to see some more fun stats about the Vols? 

Aren't those fun? What do you think about those fun facts, Tennessee fan?

5. Cincinnati's Defense Has The Greatest Names: Statistically, Cincinnati's defense hasn't been great. The Bearcats are allowing 32.5 points per game and 5.84 yards per play. Both of those numbers have Cincinnati ranking in the bottom third of the country, but you know what statistics can't measure?

Names.

There is no statistic that shows how much of an impact having awesome names on your defense has. And, man, Cincinnati has some incredible names on its defense.

There's Lyndon Baines Johnson, Silverberry Mouhon, Leviticus Payne, Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown. That's right, a former President, the name of an 1840s sheriff, the main character of a video game, a boxer who had his own video game, and a guy who had a cameo in Ghostbusters 2.

As amazing as those names are, however, there's another little factoid about them that amuses me to no end. Silverberry Mouhon has a brother on the team. Do you know what his brother's name is?

Kevin.

Seriously, it's just Kevin. The Mouhon family had one son and decided to name him Silverberry, but when they had a second son a few years later they thought, "Let's just name this one Kevin."

How do you not go with Crunchberry?

'My name is Silverberry Mouhon, but my friends call me Silverberry Mouhon.' (USATSI)

6. Finish Your Blocks, Kids: Every football coach that has ever had a whistle around his neck has made sure to tell their players to finish their blocks. Some players listened, others didn't.

This Georgia Southern player listened.

Can you imagine the hell that Idaho player is going through when the team watches film this week? I'm serious when I say he might just quit the team.

7. Finish Your Runs, Too: Keep those legs churning! Look for contact! None of that running out of bounds crap!

Shannon Brooks is a freshman at Minnesota, and on Saturday against Ohio, he played in his first career game, carrying the ball 10 times for 82 yards and two touchdowns. And with runs like that one, I guarantee you that Jerry Kill will make sure he gets even more carries next week.

8. Being A Cheerleader Is Dangerous Sometimes: You think being a cheerleader is all "rah rah" and "go team go," but there's danger involved. Not just because you can hurt yourself in a routine, but because you're standing so close to a football field, with your back turned to the action for most of the game.

And if you aren't looking at the game, you don't see what's coming.

At least he tried to pull up at the last second? I think? Maybe?

9. Some Thoughts On Karl Malone's Phone: On Saturday afternoon, the interweb was set ablaze when NBA Hall of Famer Karl Malone was seen in the stands of LSU's game against Syracuse. His son plays for LSU, you see.

But people weren't excited because, "Hey look, it's Karl Malone!" No, it was because Karl could be seen still using his flip phone.

This led to Karl being made fun of for using such outdated technology, but you know what? He's probably smarter than all of us.

Personally, I have an iPhone. It's only an iPhone 4, so I get made fun of for having such an old version a lot, but that's not the point. The point is that Karl Malone and his flip phone are never going to be hacked. There aren't going to be embarrassing photos pulled off the non-existent cloud from his flip phone. 

When you see rich and powerful people using flip phones, that's exactly why they're using them. The privacy and security they can offer. 

Now that being said, I'll trade in my privacy for the full keyboard and Candy Crush nine times out of 10.

10. My Second Favorite Photo of the Weekend: We started off with the photo from TCU's win over Texas Tech, but there was also this screenshot I was able to grab during BYU's 31-0 loss to Michigan.

This is the modified Surrender Cobra one performs while seated. It's more of a Deflated Cobra. Like, it can't even muster up the energy to surrender, and is just hoping somebody else ends things for it.

Until next week!