Listen, Ohio State and Michigan fans take the rivalry between the schools seriously. You don't just grow up learning to hate the other school, you're literally born into it.
Don't believe me? Check out these babies born at The Ohio State Wexner Medical Center this week.
#BuckeyeBabies born on Fri&Sat at #OSUWexMed get a "Beat Michigan" sleep sack so they can watch the @OhioStAthletics take on #TTUN in style. pic.twitter.com/teakfdQNMm
— OSU Wexner Med Ctr (@OSUWexMed) November 22, 2016
And the blankets aren't enough. No sir, these newborns need a bit more swag. Did you see that Ohio State players will be wearing special cleats provided by LeBron James against the Wolverines on Saturday? Yeah, well, these newborn babies aren't being left out of the fun.
We have baby basketball booties, people.
#BuckeyeBabies born today/tomorrow will get their own @KingJames Soldier 10 Infant's donated by @usnikefootball & @nikebasketball#GoBuckspic.twitter.com/1jYNegO9iY
— OSU Wexner Med Ctr (@OSUWexMed) November 25, 2016
I didn't get my first pair of Nikes until I was 13, man. Even those were a Christmas gift from Santa.
These babies don't know The Struggle.