This is what bacon-themed pants look like on a pro golfer. (Twitter.com/golfdigest)
This is what bacon-themed pants look like on a pro golfer. (Twitter.com/golfdigest)

Mark Calcavecchia won the Principal Charity Classic on Sunday on the Champions Tour, but I'm burying the lede here. The real story is that Calcavecchia did so while wearing bacon-themed pants.

They're as amazing as they sound. Take a look.

Now, I'm firmly entrenched in the "bacon is overrated" camp, but I have to say these pants are wildly underrated. And with the $262,500 first-place check, Calcavecchia is ... wait for it ... living high on the hog.

"All of a sudden I grabbed the lead and I'm like, 'I've got to wear them. I'll give them one more shot,' " Calcavecchia said.

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