Forthcoming: A fantastic voyage. (YouTube screencap)
Forthcoming: A fantastic voyage. (YouTube screencap)

On Saturday, for purposes of global emotional uplift, the Dodgers permitted dogs inside Dodger Stadium for their game against the visiting Giants. Thankfully, one enterprising pug used his human hands to attach a high-definition camcorder to his person. Thereupon, he strolled about Dodger Stadium with an undaunted sense of leisure.

Come with us, won't you?

Good work, Los Angeles Times. Newspapers deserve to survive industry upheavals solely because of these efforts. As for the star pug, all we onlookers thank him for the steaming pile of adorbs that he has left behind.