I hate making fun of the King for this. He's an incredibly popular, hyper-scrutinized athlete, and I myself have a hairline that hasn't so much receded as has been completely routed by the enemy and is being combed through by the Red Cross after the battle. But this, I thought, was kind of funny.
Turns out LeBron James' head resembles the Larry O'Brien trophy, and a dog chewtoy.
LeBron's erratic hairline seems to have carved a place for the Larry O'Brien Trophy as well as a tug chew toy. Crazy. pic.twitter.com/clnF880NNW
— Tim Ryan (@TheSportsHernia) June 9, 2015
When I saw the healine on Reddit, I didn't believe it. But then you look at it ... and the man really does have the shape of the trophy in his head. I guess that's better than Jason Terry putting it on his body in tattoo form with the Celtics logo before he actually won one there.
Time to abandon ship, LeBron. Embrace the complete headshave like the rest of us poor souls.
