Miguel Angel Jimenez might be insane. (Getty Images)
Miguel Angel Jimenez might be insane. (Getty Images)

I have to be honest, the Miguel Angel Jimenez caricature was getting a little bit old to me. We get it, Miguel. You like to drink wine, do yoga poses on the driving range and pure long irons.

Then Alan Shipnuck interviewed him for Sports Illustrated, and I'm all the way back in.

Here's maybe the fifth-most interesting thing Jimenez told Shipnuck (on being bounced early from the 2015 Masters):

"I am here with the sun shining, I'm surrounded by friends and family, tonight I will eat good food, drink good wine, smoke a good cigar and make love to my beautiful wife. It's a good life, no?"

Can you imagine another golfer telling a reporter he's leaving the interview to go home and sleep with his "beautiful wife"? Jimenez also dished on what others think ("they can stick their tongue up their ass") and how, uh, potent his genitalia are. 

Trust me, you're going to want to read the entire thing.

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