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First, Rays outfielder Wil Myers won the the Players' Choice Award for 2013 AL Outstanding Rookie. Second, the following action-news photo suggests that Mr. Myers on the occasion of his award was roused from a deep sleep -- a deep sleep undertaken at a superfund site and on a waterbed made of garbage -- and propped up in front of the cameras ...
That, observers, is medusa hair on a bro. As such, that particular hairstyle -- forged in the fires of offseason lassitude by one Wil Myers -- shall henceforth be known as "The Smelly Brodusa."
(Wink of CBS eye: @amandarykoff)
