Bridgeport Bluefish's 'military appreciation' jersey is, um, different
The minor-league Bridgeport Bluefish are honoring the U.S. military with a 'shirtless' jersey.
We're of course accustomed to teams' rolling out one-off red-white-and-blue unis or even less fortunate camouflage ensembles to honor those who serve in the military. But then there's what the minor-league Bridgeport Bluefish will be trotting out. Please regard what follows ...
The Bluefish Military Appreciation jersey design. Pretty original! What do you think? pic.twitter.com/c9iN8Kuxfi— Ken Shepard (@bluefishgm) July 25, 2014
Chiseled abs! A navel that looks like pursed lips! Superfluous male nipples!
All right. Points for novelty, I suppose.
I'll hereby posit that what you see above was inspired by Jack Nicholson's turn in The Last Detail ...
So congrats (?) to the Bluefish on this bold (?) idea. I guess?
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