The time has come to go spelunking through the personal lives of athletes with substantial powers of search engine optimization. Come with us, won't you?

As it happens, Nationals outfielder, 2015 NL MVP, and young American thunderclap Bryce Harper over the weekend married longtime girlfriend Kayla Varner, a former BYU soccer player, at the Mormon temple in San Diego. Would you like to see some relevant images of the relevant nuptials? Of course you would. Forthwith ...

That's from Mr. Harper's Instagram account, so consider that to be an official acknowledgement. Now for the wedding party ...

And now for Mr. and Mrs. Harper pictured next to a pair of well-wishers with pronounced jawlines ...

Congratulations Kayla and Bryce! Love you both and have a long and happy marriage🎂🍾🎉

A photo posted by David Varner (@dvarner26) on

Here's to many years of happiness and fulfillment for the lovely couple. Thank you for clicking.