Not sure if you heard, but the royal wedding between Prince Harry and Meghan Markle happened on Saturday morning. If you ever need to tell the entire country something at once and actually have everyone listen, do it during the royal wedding, because literally every human being on the planet was tuned into this thing. It was on every TV channel, including CBS.
Even a bunch of football fans were paying attention, and we know this because approximately 37 percent of the humans on this planet decided to make the same joke about Prince Harry looking exactly like Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz.
The thing is, people aren't wrong: the two guys look very similar.
Harry's got a little bit more hair on top (except on the back end, sorry not sorry) and his beard is a little thicker. Otherwise these guys are twins.
This did not just slide by the watchful eye of social media either. During the royal wedding, which you can see in its entirety at CBS News here (or likely stream on CBSN), people were firing out comparisons of the two.
Everyone is getting in on the joke.
Good to see Carson Wentz taking on those stairs and getting into the carriage without a knee brace.— Dave Richard (@daverichard) May 19, 2018
So who cares that Carson Wentz got married— Kevin Turner (@ktfuntweets) May 19, 2018
And I mean everyone:
damn carson wentz really got his whole wedding televised— ant (@AnthonyKaminski) May 19, 2018
Happy for Carson wentz, what with the wedding and all— offseason evgeni malkin (@Broke_DZA) May 19, 2018
That Carson Wentz wedding looked lit— MACARONI TONY🧀 (@MirFontane) May 19, 2018
Best wishes on your wedding Carson Wentz 😂— roi (@zeroib0t) May 19, 2018
Carson Wentz got his ACL fixed just in time for his wedding.— Jay Santana (@_stateofjay) May 19, 2018
Why is everyone making such a big deal about Carson Wentz wedding?— Derek Puckett ⚽ (@KirbyIsPuckett4) May 19, 2018
Is it possible there are even people who actually think Carson Wentz got married today? It would not be the most surprising stupid thing for human beings to do, if we're being honest.
Why is Carson Wentz’s wedding on TV?— Siebs (@alexsiebs) May 19, 2018
Why am I up watching Carson Wentz' wedding?— Zach Foxx (@Zachfoxx14) May 19, 2018
The only royal wedding joke anyone should be retweeting or laughing at, though, comes from the subtle humor of Billy Idol.
Well that or the Pippa/Arizona Iced Tea joke. That one made me laugh too.