Need a last-minute NFL-themed Halloween-costume idea? The Wall Street Journal has you covered.

Here's something for the discerning Patriots-hating parent with at least two kids: a cell phone-destroying Tom Brady complete with deflated football:

Tom Brady, broken cell phones and deflated footballs. (WSJ)
Tom Brady, broken cell phones and deflated footballs. (WSJ)

Not edgy enough? How about dressing one of your kids up Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul and have the other go as a stick of dynamite?

JPP lost a finger in a fireworks accident over the summer. (WSJ)
JPP lost a finger in a fireworks accident over the summer. (WSJ)

If you want to keep it simple and non-controversial, we'd recommend going as Marshawn Lynch.

For once, Lynch is the least controversial topic of conversation. (WSJ)
For once, Lynch is the least controversial topic of conversation. (WSJ)

For what it's worth, we remain partial to the Jerry Jones mask.