Need a last-minute NFL-themed Halloween-costume idea? The Wall Street Journal has you covered.
Here's something for the discerning Patriots-hating parent with at least two kids: a cell phone-destroying Tom Brady complete with deflated football:
Not edgy enough? How about dressing one of your kids up Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul and have the other go as a stick of dynamite?
If you want to keep it simple and non-controversial, we'd recommend going as Marshawn Lynch.
For what it's worth, we remain partial to the Jerry Jones mask.