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Run, don't walk, to the nearest Internet in order to purchase this New York Yankees snuggie:
There are New York Yankees snuggies that do nothing more fling the logo about, and then there are New York Yankees snuggies that allow the wearer to get into exclusive clubs and out of speeding tickets by passing himself or herself off as Luis Sojo.
What you see above is a towering instance of the latter.
