If you're celebrating a birthday anytime in the near future, you might want to stop reading now, because it's going to hard for you top what Cam Newton did for his birthday on Thursday. 

The Panthers quarterback, who turned 28, did what most 28-years-olds would for their birthday: He rounded up his crew, flew to the Caribbean and made a cover of 2 Chainz's "BIrthday Song" so that he could share it on Instagram. 

Newton clearly knew what he was doing when decided to make his own rap video because he included every staple that you need for a good rap video: 

Giant mansion? Check. 

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Cam Newton spent his birthday in a giant mansion.  Instagram

Ridiculously huge boat? Check. 

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There was a boat at Cam Newton's birthday party.  Instagram

Four-wheelers for everyone to party on? Check. 

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There were four-wheelers at Cam Newton's birthday party. Instagram

Hydro-powered jetpack? Check. 

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There was a water-powered jetpack at Cam Newton's birthday. Instagram

There was also volleyball. 

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Everyone loves volleyball.  Instagram

If the Panthers' 2017 season is half as successful as Newton's birthday was this year, then we can probably go ahead and pencil them in for the Super Bowl. 

Anyway, you can see the entire video below.