While 32 NFL teams have been preparing for the start of the season, the Lincoln Financial Field security are also preparing for ne'er-do-well Eagles' fans. We know this because of a) the video evidence above and b) the tweets below.

So this is something.

Or, to quote Kyle Scott of CrossingBroad.com, channeling the national media, "This is the most Philly thing ever, security guards running drills to prepare for a drunken idiot on the field."

Either way, keep your head on a swivel, would-be streakers. You don't want to end up like this guy.