Being of the male persuasion, I never had a chance to join a sorority while I was in college. That means I was never privy to any sorority's recruitment video. It's something that has haunted me every single day of my life since.

Until today.

Now, thanks to the Vanderbilt football team, I finally know what a sorority recruitment video looks like, and I cannot wait to join. 

The video was created by tight end Sam Dobbs and his teammates for Vanderbilt's Black & Gold Banquet 2017. I have no idea if the video won, but it should have.