New York Knickerbocker Carmelo Anthony attended Friday night's Dodgers-Mets tilt at Citi Field, and as you're about to see he was dressed not to offend ...

Textile diplomacy! As you can, Melo's hat reps both the homestanding Mets and their Gotham label-mats the Yankees. As well, his gentleman's t-shirt is evocative of the visiting Dodgers' classic jersey design. Well played, Mr. Anthony.

Now here's a bonus photo of Melo looking like he has a beef with Thor ...

Look, I'm sure it's fine, despite appearances. Combine their nicknames and it sounds like a Lord of the Rings villain! #Melothor