Rangers third baseman Adrian Beltre is one fun player. He's an outstanding player, a real nice guy, drops down a knee on homers on occasion, will have a fun (or insufferable) Hall of Fame debate attached to him one day and has a phobia of being touched on the head. On the latter case is where we find this OMGSlowNewsDay video relevant:
That's great.
What I love most is that you don't actually see the kid touch Beltre's head, because there's no chance it actually happened. As noted by SB Nation from the 2012 All-Star Game, Beltre won't even let his own kids touch his head. Not that it stops Elvis Andrus from trying ...
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Can't. Stop. Laughing.
C'mon, even if you (incorrectly) think he's on the outside of the Hall of Fame discussion, the head-touching thing has to put him over the top.
Head-touch: USA Today's For the Win
