No, Cubs supernova Kris Bryant will not be on the Opening Day roster, but, in what's perhaps a more important development when it comes to his long-term glory, Mr. Bryant now has a Strat-O-Matic card.

As you'll soon surmise, said Strat card is based upon Bryant's rather remarkable Cactus League bestowals. Pitchers, shield thine eyes ... 

Impressive outputs! The discerning observer will note lots of home runs (paired with some defensive shortcomings) on said Strat card. 

It remains to be seen what Mr. Bryant's actual first Strat card looks like. "Good but not this good" seems like a safe prediction.