Now a major league ballplayer, Tigers rookie left-hander Daniel Norris forgot the first rule of playing baseball in the back yard as a kid. If anyone in your group breaks something, you drop everything else and run away before an adult sees you. It goes for windows, it goes for giant LED panels on video boards at Wrigley Field.

Norris casually accepted responsibility via Twitter on Tuesday night after he hit a ball off the brand new video board in right field during batting practice at Wrigley and broke one of the panels. There's no video, just eyewitness and circumstantial evidence -- but Norris copped to it because he's honest, or something. He does have a history of being different, Norris does.

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Now, no one will ever know what Addison Russell's batting average is. (@dan_atwater on Twitter)

Your "bad," indeed. The Chicago Cubs have addressed a bill to your parents, mister, and put it in the mail!

All attempts at humor aside, it's pretty impressive that Norris could put a hurt on a ball like that, even in batting practice. He has no record at all of professional hitting because his minor league teams used the designated hitter, like American League teams do (aside from interleague play). It's not often Norris and his kind get a chance to rain destruction like this. Good for him, taking advantage. It would be funny, though, if David and Sandra Norris got a bill for the LED bulbs, circuitboards, or whatever Norris broke.