As recent cave etchings tell us, there's a new Star Wars movie out. People are excited about this. People are conducting Internet searches regarding this very matter. All of that leads us to this, which is a bald attempt to capitalize on the SEO hotsauce of note. More specifically, this is Darth Vader hitting a self-immolating home run via the medium of a Japanese baseball promo from 2013 ...

Excelsior! Hoisted by his own petard!

In the interest of equal time for the Rebel Alliance, here's R2-D2 and Tommy Lasorda ...

(Image: @Dodgers)

There's a new Star Wars movie out. Did you know that? Star Wars? Star Wars. #StarWars.

Vader, you idiot.
Vader, you idiot. (YouTube screencap)