The Eye On Baseball topic du jour is Randy Johnson, one of the greatest pitchers ever to throw cowhide orbs in exchange for redeemable currency. Regarding Mr. Johnson and his craft, please do enjoy the following 21-second video, in which the Big Unit uncorks his famous wipeout slider at the expense of a mostly non-consenting Kenny Lofton ... 

That's precisely the kind of thing that haunted the waking dreams of left-handed batters like Lofton and Larry Walker and John Kruk. It's going to hit ritually abuse you about the head and shoulders, you see, but instead it makes a sharp right turn and smacks the mitt for a strike. 

And the people say: No fair.