You got this, Chico.
You got this, Chico. (YouTube screencap)

The cowhide orb, it leaves a mark, you know. This was the baseball lesson grievously learned on Tuesday night by Chico, puckish mascot of the Triple-A El Paso Chihuahuas. Here's what happened when Tacoma Rainier shortstop Chris Taylor unfurled a throw that missed its target (OR DID IT?!) ... 

Chico! Possible malice aforethought! Forthcoming: Pain dot gif ... 

(Via: YouTube)

Note: Tires in the dugout. 

The good news is that the story ends well for Chico ... 

Good to hear. Chico, may the prescription painkillers take you to unimaginably wonderful places.