The Podcast Listeners League, a 12-team Head-to-Head points contest in which Frank Stampfl, Chris Towers and I compete against nine dedicated listeners, is now in its 15th year. And during that time, I've come to learn what it's like to draft against people who hang on your every word. In short, I don't expect to get the players I normally get.
Sure enough, with draft season winding down, I've finally gotten my first share of Kyle Tucker, Trea Turner, Zac Gallen, Aaron Nola, Zach Eflin, Matt McLain, William Contreras, Steven Kwan, Jung-Hoo Lee and, to my great relief, Wyatt Langford (more on him in a bit).
But more important than the actual players, probably, is the build -- i.e., whether I optimized my roster for the format in question. Certainly, that was the justification for the Kwan and Lee picks, both being players whose low strikeout rates do them a great service in this format. To some degree, it was the basis for the Contreras pick as well. Normally, I wait until late to draft a catcher in one-catcher leagues, believing there's upward of 15 who make for quality starting options this year. But when the second-best last year, offering the sort of volume advantage that makes all the difference in this format, lasts beyond Pick 100, it's too big of a gift to pass up.
And that's especially because the lineups are so small. My biggest goal in my Head-to-Head points leagues each year, at least the ones set up according to CBS defaults, is maximize the impact of each of my nine hitter spots. There are only nine, after all, which means every team will have a good player at each spot. You need to key in on the few great ones that can actually set your team apart in a Head-to-Head matchup. It's why I made a point to draft hitters until the separation between hitters became less obvious, which happened at about the Round 4-5 range.
I've been the champion for five of this league's 14 years of existence and will look to defend my title in 2024. Here's who I'll be facing (I've included each person's team name since that's what's listed in the results):
1) Nathan McColloch, To the Winn-dow, to the Wall-ker
2) Ethan Kearns, Strat O'matic Relaxation
3) Zach Hrynowski, The Dirt Dogs of the District
4) Penn Elletson, Pine Tar Incident
5) Chris Towers, My Morning Jack Flaherty (@CTowersCBS)
6) Joey Garibaldi, Sweet Sweet Fantasy Baseball
7) Scott White, White Noise (@CBSScottWhite)
8) Matthew Barile, Gelof my Alonso
9) Aaron Marcus, Petit Fromage
10) Frank Stampfl, BACK TO BUSCH (@Roto_Frank)
11) Craig Gaynier, I'm Just Craig
12) Geoff Rice, Big Beefy Baseball Boys
And here are a few more of my observations from the draft:
- I indeed selected Langford ... at Pick 79, which is about the earliest I would have considered him. You've probably heard me say I'd take Jackson Chourio (who went 10 picks later) ahead of him, but it's a closer call in points leagues, where Langford's potential for walks is more valuable and Chourio's potential for steals is less valuable. It was just as much a diversification pick, though. I have several shares of Chourio already. I had none of Langford until now.
- Drafting Langford 79th is an aggressive move, but I'm generally in favor of taking big swings for high-upside players in shallow leagues like this one, where you can backfill off the waiver wire easily enough if things don't go as planned. Incidentally, that's also my rationale for taking Gerrit Cole at Pick 127, which is about 25 spots higher than I rank him. Rankings aren't one-size-fits-all, and in certain league contexts, the gamble is easier to justify. My hope is that Cole returns from his elbow injury by June.
- I like my team, but I love Nathan McColloch's team (and not just for its name, To the Winn-dow, the the Wall-ker). He already had a big advantage with Ronald Acuna at the start of the draft and then did a great job maximizing the value of each pick while keying in on players well suited for the format (Yandy Diaz, Mitch Keller and Brandon Nimmo stand out). Tough competition there.
- Non-industry folks are less likely to stick to the script, reaching for the players they want most when they feel like someone is on the verge of doing the same. And look, I think there's merit to that in a shallower league, where the penalty for a miss is minimal due to the quality of the alternatives on the waiver wire. In fact, you might say I did it myself with the Langford pick. But just so you have a better idea what to expect in your own draft, I'll note that Bryan Reynolds (Pick 45), Evan Carter (54), Yu Darvish (69), Luis Arraez (78), J.P. Crawford (100) and Jeimer Candelario all went much earlier than we normally see them go. There are probably more examples, but those stood out most to me from the early rounds.
- Two late risers in my starting pitcher rankings based on how good they've looked this spring are Gavin Stone and Jack Flaherty. The one time I was sniped in this draft was for Stone in Round 16 (Pick 185), so I made sure the same didn't happen with Flaherty, drafting him 223rd in Round 19. And it's a good thing I did, because ...
- Boy did we hit starting pitcher hard. I devoted each of my five bench spots to it, wanting to maximize my chances for two-start weeks and favorable matchups during the season, and I guess I wasn't alone. It's why names like Griffin Canning, J.P. France, Louie Varland, Clarke Schmidt and Matt Manning came off the board in the last couple rounds of this purportedly "shallow" league.
Round By Round
| Round 1 | ||
|---|---|---|
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 1 | Mom's Arrighetti | A. Judge RF NYY |
| 2 | You Are Muted, Sir | J. Soto RF NYM |
| 3 | BusterMacThundersticks | S. Ohtani DH LAD |
| 4 | Roboscotts | J. Ramirez 3B CLE |
| 5 | Lamaboom | K. Tucker RF LAD |
| 6 | Tried so hard and got Profar | T. Skubal SP LAD |
| 7 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | B. Witt SS KC |
| 8 | Jackson Marill | R. Acuna Jr. RF ATL |
| 9 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | F. Lindor SS NYM |
| 10 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | P. Skenes SP PIT |
| 11 | White Noise | K. Schwarber DH PHI |
| 12 | Vandelay Industries | J. Caminero 3B TB |
| Round 2 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 13 | Vandelay Industries | B. Woo SP SEA |
| 14 | White Noise | G. Crochet SP BOS |
| 15 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | J. Rodriguez CF SEA |
| 16 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | K. Marte 2B ARI |
| 17 | Jackson Marill | F. Tatis Jr. RF SD |
| 18 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | V. Guerrero Jr. 1B TOR |
| 19 | Tried so hard and got Profar | C. Raleigh C SEA |
| 20 | Lamaboom | E. De La Cruz SS CIN |
| 21 | Roboscotts | G. Henderson SS BAL |
| 22 | BusterMacThundersticks | C. Carroll RF ARI |
| 23 | You Are Muted, Sir | Y. Yamamoto SP LAD |
| 24 | Mom's Arrighetti | T. Turner SS PHI |
| Round 3 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 25 | Mom's Arrighetti | J. Chisholm Jr. 2B NYY |
| 26 | You Are Muted, Sir | M. Machado 3B SD |
| 27 | BusterMacThundersticks | N. Kurtz 1B ATH |
| 28 | Roboscotts | L. Gilbert SP SEA |
| 29 | Lamaboom | Y. Alvarez DH HOU |
| 30 | Tried so hard and got Profar | C. Sanchez SP PHI |
| 31 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | M. Fried SP NYY |
| 32 | Jackson Marill | P. Alonso 1B BAL |
| 33 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | M. Olson 1B ATL |
| 34 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | J. Chourio CF MIL |
| 35 | White Noise | C. Sale SP ATL |
| 36 | Vandelay Industries | B. Buxton CF MIN |
| Round 4 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 37 | Vandelay Industries | R. Devers DH SF |
| 38 | White Noise | G. Perdomo SS ARI |
| 39 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | P. Crow-Armstrong CF CHC |
| 40 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | M. Garcia 3B KC |
| 41 | Jackson Marill | H. Brown SP HOU |
| 42 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | B. Turang 2B MIL |
| 43 | Tried so hard and got Profar | B. Harper 1B PHI |
| 44 | Lamaboom | G. Kirby SP SEA |
| 45 | Roboscotts | F. Freeman 1B LAD |
| 46 | BusterMacThundersticks | L. Webb SP SF |
| 47 | You Are Muted, Sir | W. Langford LF TEX |
| 48 | Mom's Arrighetti | J. deGrom SP TEX |
| Round 5 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 49 | Mom's Arrighetti | R. Anthony RF BOS |
| 50 | You Are Muted, Sir | C. Ragans SP KC |
| 51 | BusterMacThundersticks | M. Betts SS LAD |
| 52 | Roboscotts | C. Bellinger LF NYY |
| 53 | Lamaboom | B. Rice 1B NYY |
| 54 | Tried so hard and got Profar | B. Rooker DH ATH |
| 55 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | J. Luzardo SP PHI |
| 56 | Jackson Marill | K. Bradish SP BAL |
| 57 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | F. Valdez SP DET |
| 58 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | F. Peralta SP TB |
| 59 | White Noise | G. Springer DH TOR |
| 60 | Vandelay Industries | J. Pena SS HOU |
| Round 6 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 61 | Vandelay Industries | J. Merrill CF SD |
| 62 | White Noise | J. Naylor 1B SEA |
| 63 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | V. Pasquantino 1B KC |
| 64 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | J. Ryan SP MIN |
| 65 | Jackson Marill | W. Contreras C MIL |
| 66 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | J. Wood LF WAS |
| 67 | Tried so hard and got Profar | C. Seager SS TEX |
| 68 | Lamaboom | J. Duran LF BOS |
| 69 | Roboscotts | C. Yelich DH MIL |
| 70 | BusterMacThundersticks | D. Cease SP TOR |
| 71 | You Are Muted, Sir | B. Bichette SS NYM |
| 72 | Mom's Arrighetti | A. Riley 3B ATL |
| Round 7 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 73 | Mom's Arrighetti | N. Pivetta SP SD |
| 74 | You Are Muted, Sir | N. McLean SP NYM |
| 75 | BusterMacThundersticks | N. Hoerner 2B CHC |
| 76 | Roboscotts | E. Perez SP MIA |
| 77 | Lamaboom | T. Soderstrom LF ATH |
| 78 | Tried so hard and got Profar | K. Gausman SP CHC |
| 79 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | A. Bregman 3B CHC |
| 80 | Jackson Marill | E. Suarez 3B CIN |
| 81 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | R. Greene LF DET |
| 82 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | C. Schlittler SP NYY |
| 83 | White Noise | L. Keaschall 2B MIN |
| 84 | Vandelay Industries | S. Imanaga SP CHC |
| Round 8 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 85 | Vandelay Industries | S. Langeliers C ATH |
| 86 | White Noise | R. Arozarena LF SEA |
| 87 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | N. Eovaldi SP TEX |
| 88 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | T. Rogers SP BAL |
| 89 | Jackson Marill | J. Altuve 2B HOU |
| 90 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | T. Glasnow SP LAD |
| 91 | Tried so hard and got Profar | M. Chapman 3B SF |
| 92 | Lamaboom | R. Pepiot SP TB |
| 93 | Roboscotts | S. Suzuki DH CHC |
| 94 | BusterMacThundersticks | Z. Wheeler SP PHI |
| 95 | You Are Muted, Sir | S. Alcantara SP MIA |
| 96 | Mom's Arrighetti | B. Chandler SP PIT |
| Round 9 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 97 | Mom's Arrighetti | N. Lodolo SP CIN |
| 98 | You Are Muted, Sir | M. Miller RP SD |
| 99 | BusterMacThundersticks | H. Goodman C COL |
| 100 | Roboscotts | W. Smith C LAD |
| 101 | Lamaboom | M. King SP SD |
| 102 | Tried so hard and got Profar | S. Gray SP BOS |
| 103 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | E. Diaz RP LAD |
| 104 | Jackson Marill | J. Misiorowski SP MIL |
| 105 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | J. Wilson SS ATH |
| 106 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | O. Albies 2B ATL |
| 107 | White Noise | C. Burns SP CIN |
| 108 | Vandelay Industries | M. Boyd SP CHC |
| Round 10 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 109 | Vandelay Industries | M. McLain 2B CIN |
| 110 | White Noise | K. Okamoto 3B TOR |
| 111 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | Z. Neto SS LAA |
| 112 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | T. Imai SP HOU |
| 113 | Jackson Marill | C. Abrams SS WAS |
| 114 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | A. Munoz RP SEA |
| 115 | Tried so hard and got Profar | S. Kwan LF CLE |
| 116 | Lamaboom | I. Happ LF CHC |
| 117 | Roboscotts | B. Lowe 2B PIT |
| 118 | BusterMacThundersticks | C. Smith RP CLE |
| 119 | You Are Muted, Sir | J. Duran RP PHI |
| 120 | Mom's Arrighetti | Y. Diaz DH TB |
| Round 11 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 121 | Mom's Arrighetti | R. Ray SP SD |
| 122 | You Are Muted, Sir | K. Bubic SP LAD |
| 123 | BusterMacThundersticks | J. Caglianone RF KC |
| 124 | Roboscotts | R. Suarez SP BOS |
| 125 | Lamaboom | C. Horton SP CHC |
| 126 | Tried so hard and got Profar | W. Adames SS SF |
| 127 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | O. Cruz CF PIT |
| 128 | Jackson Marill | B. Woodruff SP MIL |
| 129 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | D. Varsho CF HOU |
| 130 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | D. Bednar RP NYY |
| 131 | White Noise | G. Williams SP CLE |
| 132 | Vandelay Industries | B. Reynolds RF PIT |
| Round 12 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 133 | Vandelay Industries | A. Chapman RP BOS |
| 134 | White Noise | E. Sheehan SP LAD |
| 135 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | M. Muncy 3B LAD |
| 136 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | L. Castillo SP CHW |
| 137 | Jackson Marill | C. Rodon SP NYY |
| 138 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | T. Hernandez RF LAD |
| 139 | Tried so hard and got Profar | M. Gore SP TEX |
| 140 | Lamaboom | Z. Gallen SP ARI |
| 141 | Roboscotts | R. Nelson SP ARI |
| 142 | BusterMacThundersticks | I. Paredes 3B HOU |
| 143 | You Are Muted, Sir | J. Aranda 1B TB |
| 144 | Mom's Arrighetti | G. Cole SP NYY |
| Round 13 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 145 | Mom's Arrighetti | B. Nimmo LF TEX |
| 146 | You Are Muted, Sir | J. Wetherholt SS STL |
| 147 | BusterMacThundersticks | T. Ward LF SEA |
| 148 | Roboscotts | T. Bibee SP CLE |
| 149 | Lamaboom | S. Strider SP ATL |
| 150 | Tried so hard and got Profar | M. Trout DH LAA |
| 151 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | M. Busch 1B CHC |
| 152 | Jackson Marill | C. Ponce RP TOR |
| 153 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | L. Butler RF ATH |
| 154 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | E. Cabrera SP CHC |
| 155 | White Noise | J. Marsee CF MIA |
| 156 | Vandelay Industries | A. Nola SP PHI |
| Round 14 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 157 | Vandelay Industries | S. Stewart 1B CIN |
| 158 | White Noise | T. Yesavage SP TOR |
| 159 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | L. Robert CF NYM |
| 160 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | R. Iglesias RP ATL |
| 161 | Jackson Marill | M. Harris II CF ATL |
| 162 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | D. Rasmussen SP TB |
| 163 | Tried so hard and got Profar | B. Donovan 2B SEA |
| 164 | Lamaboom | J. Polanco DH NYM |
| 165 | Roboscotts | D. Williams RP NYM |
| 166 | BusterMacThundersticks | S. McClanahan SP TB |
| 167 | You Are Muted, Sir | M. Burrows SP HOU |
| 168 | Mom's Arrighetti | B. Ashcraft RP PIT |
| Round 15 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 169 | Mom's Arrighetti | C. Early SP WAS |
| 170 | You Are Muted, Sir | S. Baz SP BAL |
| 171 | BusterMacThundersticks | M. Kelly SP ARI |
| 172 | Roboscotts | A. Abbott SP CIN |
| 173 | Lamaboom | R. Helsley RP BAL |
| 174 | Tried so hard and got Profar | D. Palencia RP CHC |
| 175 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | K. Senga SP NYM |
| 176 | Jackson Marill | I. Herrera DH STL |
| 177 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | P. Messick SP CLE |
| 178 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | S. Smith SP CHW |
| 179 | White Noise | K. McGonigle SS DET |
| 180 | Vandelay Industries | S. Perez C KC |
| Round 16 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 181 | Vandelay Industries | J. Leiter SP TEX |
| 182 | White Noise | B. Snell SP LAD |
| 183 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | K. Stowers LF MIA |
| 184 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | T. Mahle SP ATL |
| 185 | Jackson Marill | M. Abel SP MIN |
| 186 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | J. Hoffman RP MIN |
| 187 | Tried so hard and got Profar | J. Cantillo RP CLE |
| 188 | Lamaboom | J. Taillon SP TOR |
| 189 | Roboscotts | S. Frelick RF MIL |
| 190 | BusterMacThundersticks | N. Cameron SP KC |
| 191 | You Are Muted, Sir | W. Contreras 1B BOS |
| 192 | Mom's Arrighetti | A. Ramirez C MIA |
| Round 17 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 193 | Mom's Arrighetti | T. Story SS BOS |
| 194 | You Are Muted, Sir | A. Rutschman C BOS |
| 195 | BusterMacThundersticks | M. Liberatore SP STL |
| 196 | Roboscotts | B. Miller SP SEA |
| 197 | Lamaboom | C. Holmes SP CHC |
| 198 | Tried so hard and got Profar | W. Abreu RF BOS |
| 199 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | D. Baldwin C ATL |
| 200 | Jackson Marill | D. Lile RF WAS |
| 201 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | C. Jensen C KC |
| 202 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | J. Lopez SP ATH |
| 203 | White Noise | E. Pagan RP CIN |
| 204 | Vandelay Industries | J. Hader RP HOU |
| Round 18 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 205 | Vandelay Industries | C. Correa SS HOU |
| 206 | White Noise | S. Basallo C BAL |
| 207 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | F. Alvarez C NYM |
| 208 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | R. Weathers SP NYY |
| 209 | Jackson Marill | C. DeLauter RF CLE |
| 210 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | A. Painter SP PHI |
| 211 | Tried so hard and got Profar | J. Flaherty SP DET |
| 212 | Lamaboom | K. Jansen RP DET |
| 213 | Roboscotts | G. Torres 2B DET |
| 214 | BusterMacThundersticks | C. Patrick SP MIL |
| 215 | You Are Muted, Sir | S. Bieber SP TOR |
| 216 | Mom's Arrighetti | J. Musgrove SP SD |
| Round 19 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 217 | Mom's Arrighetti | A. Kay RP CHW |
| 218 | You Are Muted, Sir | J. Lee CF SF |
| 219 | BusterMacThundersticks | M. Scherzer SP TOR |
| 220 | Roboscotts | W. Warren SP NYY |
| 221 | Lamaboom | Z. Eflin SP BAL |
| 222 | Tried so hard and got Profar | M. Keller SP PIT |
| 223 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | J. Westburg 3B BAL |
| 224 | Jackson Marill | R. Detmers RP LAA |
| 225 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | H. Greene SP CIN |
| 226 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | T. Megill RP MIL |
| 227 | White Noise | G. Holmes SP ATL |
| 228 | Vandelay Industries | X. Edwards 2B MIA |
| Round 20 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 229 | Vandelay Industries | B. Singer SP CIN |
| 230 | White Noise | R. Sasaki SP LAD |
| 231 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | C. Bassitt SP BAL |
| 232 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | D. Santana RP PIT |
| 233 | Jackson Marill | R. Vasquez SP SD |
| 234 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | J. Steele SP CHC |
| 235 | Tried so hard and got Profar | M. Semien 2B NYM |
| 236 | Lamaboom | J. Caballero RF NYY |
| 237 | Roboscotts | A. Pages CF LAD |
| 238 | BusterMacThundersticks | R. Walker RP SF |
| 239 | You Are Muted, Sir | J. Holliday 2B BAL |
| 240 | Mom's Arrighetti | S. Richardson SP TOR |
| Round 21 | ||
| Pos | Team | Player |
| 241 | Mom's Arrighetti | B. Sproat SP MIL |
| 242 | You Are Muted, Sir | D. May SP MIL |
| 243 | BusterMacThundersticks | A. Burleson LF STL |
| 244 | Roboscotts | D. Fuentes SP ATL |
| 245 | Lamaboom | C. Durbin 3B BOS |
| 246 | Tried so hard and got Profar | M. Moniak RF COL |
| 247 | Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | C. Montgomery SS CHW |
| 248 | Jackson Marill | S. Matz RP TB |
| 249 | Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | S. Lugo SP KC |
| 250 | No Play 4 Mr. Grey | K. Griffin SS PIT |
| 251 | White Noise | P. Fairbanks RP MIA |
| 252 | Vandelay Industries | G. Jax RP TB |
Team by Team
| Mom's Arrighetti | ||
|---|---|---|
| Rd | Pk | Player |
| 1 | 1 | A. Judge RF NYY |
| 2 | 24 | T. Turner SS PHI |
| 3 | 25 | J. Chisholm Jr. 2B NYY |
| 4 | 48 | J. deGrom SP TEX |
| 5 | 49 | R. Anthony RF BOS |
| 6 | 72 | A. Riley 3B ATL |
| 7 | 73 | N. Pivetta SP SD |
| 8 | 96 | B. Chandler SP PIT |
| 9 | 97 | N. Lodolo SP CIN |
| 10 | 120 | Y. Diaz DH TB |
| 11 | 121 | R. Ray SP SD |
| 12 | 144 | G. Cole SP NYY |
| 13 | 145 | B. Nimmo LF TEX |
| 14 | 168 | B. Ashcraft RP PIT |
| 15 | 169 | C. Early SP WAS |
| 16 | 192 | A. Ramirez C MIA |
| 17 | 193 | T. Story SS BOS |
| 18 | 216 | J. Musgrove SP SD |
| 19 | 217 | A. Kay RP CHW |
| 20 | 240 | S. Richardson SP TOR |
| 21 | 241 | B. Sproat SP MIL |
| You Are Muted, Sir | ||
| Rd | Pk | Player |
| 1 | 2 | J. Soto RF NYM |
| 2 | 23 | Y. Yamamoto SP LAD |
| 3 | 26 | M. Machado 3B SD |
| 4 | 47 | W. Langford LF TEX |
| 5 | 50 | C. Ragans SP KC |
| 6 | 71 | B. Bichette SS NYM |
| 7 | 74 | N. McLean SP NYM |
| 8 | 95 | S. Alcantara SP MIA |
| 9 | 98 | M. Miller RP SD |
| 10 | 119 | J. Duran RP PHI |
| 11 | 122 | K. Bubic SP LAD |
| 12 | 143 | J. Aranda 1B TB |
| 13 | 146 | J. Wetherholt SS STL |
| 14 | 167 | M. Burrows SP HOU |
| 15 | 170 | S. Baz SP BAL |
| 16 | 191 | W. Contreras 1B BOS |
| 17 | 194 | A. Rutschman C BOS |
| 18 | 215 | S. Bieber SP TOR |
| 19 | 218 | J. Lee CF SF |
| 20 | 239 | J. Holliday 2B BAL |
| 21 | 242 | D. May SP MIL |
| BusterMacThundersticks | ||
| Rd | Pk | Player |
| 1 | 3 | S. Ohtani DH LAD |
| 2 | 22 | C. Carroll RF ARI |
| 3 | 27 | N. Kurtz 1B ATH |
| 4 | 46 | L. Webb SP SF |
| 5 | 51 | M. Betts SS LAD |
| 6 | 70 | D. Cease SP TOR |
| 7 | 75 | N. Hoerner 2B CHC |
| 8 | 94 | Z. Wheeler SP PHI |
| 9 | 99 | H. Goodman C COL |
| 10 | 118 | C. Smith RP CLE |
| 11 | 123 | J. Caglianone RF KC |
| 12 | 142 | I. Paredes 3B HOU |
| 13 | 147 | T. Ward LF SEA |
| 14 | 166 | S. McClanahan SP TB |
| 15 | 171 | M. Kelly SP ARI |
| 16 | 190 | N. Cameron SP KC |
| 17 | 195 | M. Liberatore SP STL |
| 18 | 214 | C. Patrick SP MIL |
| 19 | 219 | M. Scherzer SP TOR |
| 20 | 238 | R. Walker RP SF |
| 21 | 243 | A. Burleson LF STL |
| Roboscotts | ||
| Rd | Pk | Player |
| 1 | 4 | J. Ramirez 3B CLE |
| 2 | 21 | G. Henderson SS BAL |
| 3 | 28 | L. Gilbert SP SEA |
| 4 | 45 | F. Freeman 1B LAD |
| 5 | 52 | C. Bellinger LF NYY |
| 6 | 69 | C. Yelich DH MIL |
| 7 | 76 | E. Perez SP MIA |
| 8 | 93 | S. Suzuki DH CHC |
| 9 | 100 | W. Smith C LAD |
| 10 | 117 | B. Lowe 2B PIT |
| 11 | 124 | R. Suarez SP BOS |
| 12 | 141 | R. Nelson SP ARI |
| 13 | 148 | T. Bibee SP CLE |
| 14 | 165 | D. Williams RP NYM |
| 15 | 172 | A. Abbott SP CIN |
| 16 | 189 | S. Frelick RF MIL |
| 17 | 196 | B. Miller SP SEA |
| 18 | 213 | G. Torres 2B DET |
| 19 | 220 | W. Warren SP NYY |
| 20 | 237 | A. Pages CF LAD |
| 21 | 244 | D. Fuentes SP ATL |
| Lamaboom | ||
| Rd | Pk | Player |
| 1 | 5 | K. Tucker RF LAD |
| 2 | 20 | E. De La Cruz SS CIN |
| 3 | 29 | Y. Alvarez DH HOU |
| 4 | 44 | G. Kirby SP SEA |
| 5 | 53 | B. Rice 1B NYY |
| 6 | 68 | J. Duran LF BOS |
| 7 | 77 | T. Soderstrom LF ATH |
| 8 | 92 | R. Pepiot SP TB |
| 9 | 101 | M. King SP SD |
| 10 | 116 | I. Happ LF CHC |
| 11 | 125 | C. Horton SP CHC |
| 12 | 140 | Z. Gallen SP ARI |
| 13 | 149 | S. Strider SP ATL |
| 14 | 164 | J. Polanco DH NYM |
| 15 | 173 | R. Helsley RP BAL |
| 16 | 188 | J. Taillon SP TOR |
| 17 | 197 | C. Holmes SP CHC |
| 18 | 212 | K. Jansen RP DET |
| 19 | 221 | Z. Eflin SP BAL |
| 20 | 236 | J. Caballero RF NYY |
| 21 | 245 | C. Durbin 3B BOS |
| Tried so hard and got Profar | ||
| Rd | Pk | Player |
| 1 | 6 | T. Skubal SP LAD |
| 2 | 19 | C. Raleigh C SEA |
| 3 | 30 | C. Sanchez SP PHI |
| 4 | 43 | B. Harper 1B PHI |
| 5 | 54 | B. Rooker DH ATH |
| 6 | 67 | C. Seager SS TEX |
| 7 | 78 | K. Gausman SP CHC |
| 8 | 91 | M. Chapman 3B SF |
| 9 | 102 | S. Gray SP BOS |
| 10 | 115 | S. Kwan LF CLE |
| 11 | 126 | W. Adames SS SF |
| 12 | 139 | M. Gore SP TEX |
| 13 | 150 | M. Trout DH LAA |
| 14 | 163 | B. Donovan 2B SEA |
| 15 | 174 | D. Palencia RP CHC |
| 16 | 187 | J. Cantillo RP CLE |
| 17 | 198 | W. Abreu RF BOS |
| 18 | 211 | J. Flaherty SP DET |
| 19 | 222 | M. Keller SP PIT |
| 20 | 235 | M. Semien 2B NYM |
| 21 | 246 | M. Moniak RF COL |
| Si Señor Sluggers! 🇲🇽 | ||
| Rd | Pk | Player |
| 1 | 7 | B. Witt SS KC |
| 2 | 18 | V. Guerrero Jr. 1B TOR |
| 3 | 31 | M. Fried SP NYY |
| 4 | 42 | B. Turang 2B MIL |
| 5 | 55 | J. Luzardo SP PHI |
| 6 | 66 | J. Wood LF WAS |
| 7 | 79 | A. Bregman 3B CHC |
| 8 | 90 | T. Glasnow SP LAD |
| 9 | 103 | E. Diaz RP LAD |
| 10 | 114 | A. Munoz RP SEA |
| 11 | 127 | O. Cruz CF PIT |
| 12 | 138 | T. Hernandez RF LAD |
| 13 | 151 | M. Busch 1B CHC |
| 14 | 162 | D. Rasmussen SP TB |
| 15 | 175 | K. Senga SP NYM |
| 16 | 186 | J. Hoffman RP MIN |
| 17 | 199 | D. Baldwin C ATL |
| 18 | 210 | A. Painter SP PHI |
| 19 | 223 | J. Westburg 3B BAL |
| 20 | 234 | J. Steele SP CHC |
| 21 | 247 | C. Montgomery SS CHW |
| Jackson Marill | ||
| Rd | Pk | Player |
| 1 | 8 | R. Acuna Jr. RF ATL |
| 2 | 17 | F. Tatis Jr. RF SD |
| 3 | 32 | P. Alonso 1B BAL |
| 4 | 41 | H. Brown SP HOU |
| 5 | 56 | K. Bradish SP BAL |
| 6 | 65 | W. Contreras C MIL |
| 7 | 80 | E. Suarez 3B CIN |
| 8 | 89 | J. Altuve 2B HOU |
| 9 | 104 | J. Misiorowski SP MIL |
| 10 | 113 | C. Abrams SS WAS |
| 11 | 128 | B. Woodruff SP MIL |
| 12 | 137 | C. Rodon SP NYY |
| 13 | 152 | C. Ponce RP TOR |
| 14 | 161 | M. Harris II CF ATL |
| 15 | 176 | I. Herrera DH STL |
| 16 | 185 | M. Abel SP MIN |
| 17 | 200 | D. Lile RF WAS |
| 18 | 209 | C. DeLauter RF CLE |
| 19 | 224 | R. Detmers RP LAA |
| 20 | 233 | R. Vasquez SP SD |
| 21 | 248 | S. Matz RP TB |
| Eyelid Breathing Lava Lizards | ||
| Rd | Pk | Player |
| 1 | 9 | F. Lindor SS NYM |
| 2 | 16 | K. Marte 2B ARI |
| 3 | 33 | M. Olson 1B ATL |
| 4 | 40 | M. Garcia 3B KC |
| 5 | 57 | F. Valdez SP DET |
| 6 | 64 | J. Ryan SP MIN |
| 7 | 81 | R. Greene LF DET |
| 8 | 88 | T. Rogers SP BAL |
| 9 | 105 | J. Wilson SS ATH |
| 10 | 112 | T. Imai SP HOU |
| 11 | 129 | D. Varsho CF HOU |
| 12 | 136 | L. Castillo SP CHW |
| 13 | 153 | L. Butler RF ATH |
| 14 | 160 | R. Iglesias RP ATL |
| 15 | 177 | P. Messick SP CLE |
| 16 | 184 | T. Mahle SP ATL |
| 17 | 201 | C. Jensen C KC |
| 18 | 208 | R. Weathers SP NYY |
| 19 | 225 | H. Greene SP CIN |
| 20 | 232 | D. Santana RP PIT |
| 21 | 249 | S. Lugo SP KC |
| No Play 4 Mr. Grey | ||
| Rd | Pk | Player |
| 1 | 10 | P. Skenes SP PIT |
| 2 | 15 | J. Rodriguez CF SEA |
| 3 | 34 | J. Chourio CF MIL |
| 4 | 39 | P. Crow-Armstrong CF CHC |
| 5 | 58 | F. Peralta SP TB |
| 6 | 63 | V. Pasquantino 1B KC |
| 7 | 82 | C. Schlittler SP NYY |
| 8 | 87 | N. Eovaldi SP TEX |
| 9 | 106 | O. Albies 2B ATL |
| 10 | 111 | Z. Neto SS LAA |
| 11 | 130 | D. Bednar RP NYY |
| 12 | 135 | M. Muncy 3B LAD |
| 13 | 154 | E. Cabrera SP CHC |
| 14 | 159 | L. Robert CF NYM |
| 15 | 178 | S. Smith SP CHW |
| 16 | 183 | K. Stowers LF MIA |
| 17 | 202 | J. Lopez SP ATH |
| 18 | 207 | F. Alvarez C NYM |
| 19 | 226 | T. Megill RP MIL |
| 20 | 231 | C. Bassitt SP BAL |
| 21 | 250 | K. Griffin SS PIT |
| White Noise | ||
| Rd | Pk | Player |
| 1 | 11 | K. Schwarber DH PHI |
| 2 | 14 | G. Crochet SP BOS |
| 3 | 35 | C. Sale SP ATL |
| 4 | 38 | G. Perdomo SS ARI |
| 5 | 59 | G. Springer DH TOR |
| 6 | 62 | J. Naylor 1B SEA |
| 7 | 83 | L. Keaschall 2B MIN |
| 8 | 86 | R. Arozarena LF SEA |
| 9 | 107 | C. Burns SP CIN |
| 10 | 110 | K. Okamoto 3B TOR |
| 11 | 131 | G. Williams SP CLE |
| 12 | 134 | E. Sheehan SP LAD |
| 13 | 155 | J. Marsee CF MIA |
| 14 | 158 | T. Yesavage SP TOR |
| 15 | 179 | K. McGonigle SS DET |
| 16 | 182 | B. Snell SP LAD |
| 17 | 203 | E. Pagan RP CIN |
| 18 | 206 | S. Basallo C BAL |
| 19 | 227 | G. Holmes SP ATL |
| 20 | 230 | R. Sasaki SP LAD |
| 21 | 251 | P. Fairbanks RP MIA |
| Vandelay Industries | ||
| Rd | Pk | Player |
| 1 | 12 | J. Caminero 3B TB |
| 2 | 13 | B. Woo SP SEA |
| 3 | 36 | B. Buxton CF MIN |
| 4 | 37 | R. Devers DH SF |
| 5 | 60 | J. Pena SS HOU |
| 6 | 61 | J. Merrill CF SD |
| 7 | 84 | S. Imanaga SP CHC |
| 8 | 85 | S. Langeliers C ATH |
| 9 | 108 | M. Boyd SP CHC |
| 10 | 109 | M. McLain 2B CIN |
| 11 | 132 | B. Reynolds RF PIT |
| 12 | 133 | A. Chapman RP BOS |
| 13 | 156 | A. Nola SP PHI |
| 14 | 157 | S. Stewart 1B CIN |
| 15 | 180 | S. Perez C KC |
| 16 | 181 | J. Leiter SP TEX |
| 17 | 204 | J. Hader RP HOU |
| 18 | 205 | C. Correa SS HOU |
| 19 | 228 | X. Edwards 2B MIA |
| 20 | 229 | B. Singer SP CIN |
| 21 | 252 | G. Jax RP TB |
