With the 2017 Major League Baseball season upon us, I decided for the third straight season to look through all the ballpark giveaways for the season and rank the top item from each team.
A few words before we get into it, though. First off, these are subjective so it’s possible that you’ll disagree and that’s OK. Disagreements about ballpark giveaways is hardly anything that should anger anyone. In that vein, I’m partial to certain things, such as bobbleheads. However, just a run-of-the-mill player bobblehead isn’t going to cut it. We need creativity. Speaking of which, creativity with any item is a good way to make the list. Some teams are outstanding about this, such as the Dodgers, Rays and Mariners. Frankly, some other teams are pretty boring, such as the Padres, Phillies and Orioles.
The rankings below are just of the individual items, not the teams’ promotional calendar as a whole (the Dodgers would be No. 1 in the latter case). I should also point out that each of the 30 items on here are great and that a lower rankings doesn’t mean that something is bad.
So, again, I went through each team’s promotional calendar, picked what I thought is the best giveaway and ranked those 30. Let’s roll.
30. Padres
Aug. 19, Hall of Fame giveaway. We don’t even know what the giveaway is, but this is an incredibly weak promotional calendar. Even the jersey giveaways are just Padres jerseys and not individual players.
29. Twins
On July 22, there’s a 1987 World Series champion beer stein giveaway. It’s cool. It’s just outshined by almost every other ballpark.
28. Yankees
I’ll go with Sept. 17’s 1977 World Series ring replica giveaway. It’s fine, I’m just not overly excited by much here. When you’re the Yankees, it’s not really necessary to have awesome giveaways.
27. Angels
What's cooler than being cool? Sporting an Angels Cooler Backpack is: https://t.co/1jGwFd8HxZ. #HaloPromos pic.twitter.com/bnfGdgb3ru
— Angels (@Angels) January 24, 2017
They actually have a strong promotional calendar, with stuff like maracas, Mike Trout bobbleheads, Nolan Ryan bobbleheads and more. I’m going with a cooler backpack on May 12 here, though.
26. Phillies
The @Phillies Director of Merchandise, Scott Brandreth, gives you a first look at the team's giveaways this season.https://t.co/6yMR6VTjn9
— CSN Philly (@CSNPhilly) March 20, 2017
Nothing offensive here at all, as a Mike Schmidt bobblehead on July 8 is really cool. It’s just a bobblehead of a Hall of Famer.
25. Diamondbacks
It's here! The full #DbacksPromos schedule for the 2017 season: https://t.co/x7IPKdgYsV
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) February 13, 2017
Highlights👇 pic.twitter.com/VZbn4EDgHx
I love the strikeout counter bobblehead idea, which we’ve seen in the past with Chris Sale and a few others. On July 22, the D-Backs roll out Robbie Ray.
24. Nationals
There’s a Max Scherzer snow globe and Magic 8-ball (on opening day), but I’m going with the Chewbacca coozie on May 27 because I love Star Wars and beer. Perfect combo there.
23. Brewers
On Aug. 13, get your Bob Uecker magic 8-ball!
22. White Sox
White Sox giving away Hawk Harrelson "talking alarm clock" to fans at its May 13 game vs. San Diego. pic.twitter.com/gVvdMfvG8T
— Danny Ecker (@DannyEcker) January 17, 2017
Many will hate this, but I find it incredibly difficult to dislike Hawk Harrelson (just accept what he is!). On May 13, there’s a Hawk alarm clock giveaway.
21. Pirates
It's @fran_cervelli's birthday...
— Pirates (@Pirates) March 7, 2017
Perfect time to get your tickets to Francisco Cervelli Bobblehead Night!
TIX: https://t.co/ZTT1wbyXvL pic.twitter.com/3JfgK55sxl
You want a Francisco Cervelli bobblehead? Maybe not, but what if it’s singing? On April 8, it’s the Cervelli “That’s amore” bobblehead, an homage to his heritage and walk-up song.
20. Royals
On Sept. 30, their “Memorable Moments” bobblehead series concludes with George Brett. Surely it’s the pine tar incident.
19. Tigers
It would be higher, but it’s James McCann. Still, the July 29 giveaway is a James McCann removable mask bobblehead.
18. Orioles
New items include:MD flag script jersey, Machado Starting Lineup figure, @zbritton & Schoop bobbleheads, & 25th Anniv OPACY replica ballpark
— Baltimore Orioles (@Orioles) February 9, 2017
Oriole Park at Camden Yards started the new revolution of breathtaking ballparks, getting away from the cookie cutter era. On Aug. 19, the O’s give away a 25th anniversary replica ballpark.
17. Red Sox
Hanley Ramirez isn’t an overly popular player, but this necklace should be pretty well-received, given away on May 1:
16. Rays
One of my favorite bobbleheads from past years was Yadier Molina holding all his Gold Gloves. Here, the Rays take a page from that playbook, with Kevin Kiermaier holding his, given away on April 8. It should be noted that the Rays are strong overall, with a Chris Archer emoji pillow and Evan Longoria bubble blowing bobble also of note.
15. Marlins
promotions #Marlins pic.twitter.com/6TMZBf83xU
— Joe Frisaro (@JoeFrisaro) February 11, 2017
On July 3, there’s a Giancarlo Stanton Home Run Derby championship bobblehead. A few weeks later, in all likelihood, he’ll defend his title at home.
14. Cardinals
On April 29, there’s a dual bobblehead of Matt Carpenter and Carlos Martinez, with Martinez showering Carpenter with water to celebrate a home run. Also, later in the year there’s a mystery Hall of Fame manager bobblehead, so that’s fun.
13. Reds
The Reds’ promo game is usually pretty strong and this is no exception. On June 17, the club honors Pete Rose and unveils his statue. The fans get replica Pete statues.
12. Rockies
Jersey giveaways are pretty rare, actually, and mostly the teams give out generic jerseys without names. The Rockies on May 27, however, give out Nolan Arenado jerseys.
11. Astros
On Aug. 4, there’s a ceremony for newly minted Hall of Famer Jeff Bagwell, and with it comes a replica 1997 jersey of Bagwell’s. Great touch.
10. Dodgers
Be at Dodger Stadium when we honor #VIN on 5/3. First 40K in attendance receive this commemorative microphone.
— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 10, 2017
🔗: https://t.co/dBCbQxROtR pic.twitter.com/SHFlnnIOYl
Longtime Dodgers fans will absolutely love this one and many other fan bases will be jealous. On May 3, there’s a Vin Scully ceremony and fans will receive a replica Vin microphone.
9. Blue Jays
We expect a lot of rain this year so get your @BringerofRain20 umbrella pres. by @SonnetInsurance April 16th! ☂️
— Blue Jays (@BlueJays) March 15, 2017
🎟️ https://t.co/IBTV1hRR18 pic.twitter.com/yrPhLv1lpf
This is such a great idea to play off a player’s Twitter handle. Josh Donaldson’s Twitter name starts with “bringer of rain.” So on April 16, the Jays are giving away “bringer of rain” umbrellas with Donaldson’s likeness. Excellent touch.
8. Braves
Ender Inciarte endeared himself to Braves fans everywhere with this catch:
On May 19, the Braves give a “Game Ender” bobblehead away. Beautiful.
7. Giants
Some awesome #SFGiants promotional items. Retro bobblehead, Cueto shimmy bobble, cable car, Charlie Brown. pic.twitter.com/dpmJUuLbtd
— Third and King (@ThirdandKing) March 29, 2017
You can’t go wrong with one of two choices here. There’s a Johnny Cueto “shimmy” bobble and a Jeff Samardzija “shark” snow glove (with a shark fin top!).
6. Mets
.@Marvel has given the @Mets the rights for a @Noahsyndergaard Thor Bobblehead Day. 7/22 pic.twitter.com/CSkdEQjSyg
— Jeff Eisenband (@JeffEisenband) March 23, 2017
Noah Syndergaard bobblehead? That’s good, but it wouldn’t land here. No, the Mets are doing Syndergaard dressed as Thor bobblehead on July 22.
5. Indians
May 24. Progressive Field.
— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) February 5, 2017
Get your replica AL champs trophy courtesy of KeyBank! https://t.co/eUC5x3PO5Q pic.twitter.com/wMFXu5SHn1
The May 24 giveaway is the replica AL championship trophy.
4. Cubs
Among the giveaways at Cubs games this year:
— Danny Ecker (@DannyEcker) February 21, 2017
-Champ parade confetti globe (6/20)
-Projection night light (7/9)
-Replica WS trophy (4/15) pic.twitter.com/XoweSrCEHC
It’s easy and obvious, but that doesn’t make it bad. On April 15, they are giving away a replica World Series trophy. In fact, all season they are giving away specific things about last year’s special run, such as commemorating Kris Bryant winning MVP and, obviously, the World Series title.
3. Rangers
RT if you want this insane new Adrian Beltre bobblehead as much as WE do @Rangers ! pic.twitter.com/OlHO7ppEuG
— 12up (@12upSport) February 28, 2017
On April 29, get your Adrian Beltre “dancing legs” bobble. What a great twist on one of the most likable players in baseball.
2. Athletics
Game of Thrones night is June 30 and there aren’t further details. But do there even need to be? Bring it on. I’m down.
I now have the theme song stuck in my head and that isn’t a complaint.
1. Mariners
Here's your very first look at the Ken Griffey Jr. Replica Statue.
— Mariners (@Mariners) March 22, 2017
Take yours home—& see the real thing—April 14: https://t.co/U3euUYUNHE pic.twitter.com/sHiWltM20N
Ken Griffey Jr. is entering the Hall of Fame as the first player ever to be wearing a Mariners cap and on April 14, there’s a Junior replica statue giveaway at Safeco Field. The buck stops here. Overall, the Mariners have an utterly killer promotional calendar that includes at least five items that would not have ranked last on this list.