One week out from the 2023 NFL Draft, I'm ready to make one very bold proclamation: This draft probably isn't very good and will end up setting the record for most incorrect mock drafts perpetuated in the history of whomever the mockers worship (a stone statue of Mel Kiper's magnificent coiffe, no doubt) these days.
But this draft won't be shocking because of the storylines. It's going to be shocking because it's a Plane Jane type of draft. There's four quarterbacks and a bunch of non-top-heavy stars. The cornerbacks are good and the edge rushers might be good, too, but there's not a whole lot of great going on in this draft.Â
Maybe that's somewhere we've been headed the last few years.Â
Regardless of how we perceive these draft classes, why aren't we imagining a world where some of these quarterbacks drop in the draft? Everyone is talking about four quarterbacks in the top five ... and it's kind of crazy.Â
Patrick Mahomes went No. 10 overall, Deshaun Watson two spots later in the same draft. The Bills gave up two second-round picks for moving up five spots to take Josh Allen at No. 7. Jalen Hurts was a second-round pick. Justin Fields was drafted No. 11 overall. Lots of top QB prospects go much later than people expect. Let's put that pen to penciled paper.Â
Reminder: This year's draft only has 31 picks in the opening round due to the Miami Dolphins being stripped of their first-rounder due to tampering.
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NFL Mock Draft
Round 1
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Chicago Bears
Round 1 - Pick 1
Hope you bet Bryce Young first overall weeks ago when I was saying he'd go first! He was +200 or better and now he's -1000. 🤔
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Round 1 - Pick 2
This is not simply "the Panthers took Bryce Young so let's take C.J. Stroud," and it never was. This is a staff that is well connected to Alabama and a defense-first coach heavily involved.
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Round 1 - Pick 3
Trading down/up won't be that easy once David Tepper/Jim Irsay are removed from the equation. And with drama surrounding his own situation, Michael Bidwell won't want to be aggressive with a big trade so he stands pat.
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Round 1 - Pick 4
It's hard to imagine the Colts not taking a QB if only one is gone before them, given how Jim Irsay has pressed this offseason. Anthony Richardson could be the pick, but Levis might profile as more likely to win right now and save jobs.
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Denver Broncos
Round 1 - Pick 5
This is a peak Pete Carroll pick and it makes total sense for the Seahawks here.
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Los Angeles Rams
Round 1 - Pick 6
The Lions grab a Dan Campbell-style cornerback in the hard-hitting and aggressive Witherspoon to boost the back end of the secondary.
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Round 1 - Pick 7
Feels like a Patriots-y pick if the Pats ever picked in the top 10 anyway. Skoronski might kick inside and play guard, which makes this high for him, but this draft is so thin you can't simply focus on positional value.
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Round 1 - Pick 8
The Falcons could be on a slow build here and it's not crazy -- the defense has dramatically improved, adding another aggressive corner won't hurt things.
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Carolina Panthers
Round 1 - Pick 9
Eberflus linebackers -- Sanders is an animal after the ball and flies in the backfield aggressively. I'm higher on him than most apparently!
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New Orleans Saints
Round 1 - Pick 10
Howie Roseman's gone after elite defensive programs with his early picks recently and Banks fits the bill as the Eagles prep for the next wave of free agency defections.
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Round 1 - Pick 11
Exactly where Justin Fields was taken, albeit sans trade -- Stroud fits the Mike Vrabel culture (we're leaning heavily on Ohio State here) and certainly the archetype of QB (accurate, sneakily mobile, etc.).
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Cleveland Browns
Round 1 - Pick 12
I'm not sure this is the exact cup of tea for the Texans, but Anderson and Richardson is a robust haul.
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Round 1 - Pick 13
Joe Douglas isn't scared to grab offensive linemen and there are lots of questions about the Jets' current offensive setup, many of which would suggest the Jets could beef up the offensive line!
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Round 1 - Pick 14
This may seem shallow but if Bill Belichick can let his dog Nike select a hybrid defender from an obscure North Carolina school in the real draft, I can definitely abide by my new friend Justin's wishes and give the Pats an offensive lineman in the first round. (Riley Reiff can maybe kick inside and Wright gets downhill aggressively, which fits what Bill wants in his offense right now.)
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Round 1 - Pick 15
This may seem shallow but if Bill Belichick can let his dog Nike select a hybrid defender from an obscure North Carolina school in the real draft, I can definitely abide by my new friend Justin's wishes and give the Pats an offensive lineman in the first round. (Riley Reiff can maybe kick inside and Wright gets downhill aggressively, which fits what Bill wants in his offense right now.)
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Round 1 - Pick 16
Because Joey Porter Jr. feels too obvious?
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Round 1 - Pick 17
An easy investment for the Steelers to improve the offensive line knowing they don't necessarily need a Day 1 starter.
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Round 1 - Pick 18
Witherspoon and Bijan -- especially this late -- is a dreamscape for the Lions. I don't think Robinson falls this far, but I do love the idea of Lions fans waking up after the draft feeling hope and optimism and daring to dream.
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Round 1 - Pick 19
The Bucs' offensive line is NOT great right now and it needs to be rebuilt.
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Round 1 - Pick 20
The Seahawks need more running backs for what they want to do on offense -- this is early for Gibbs (maybe?) but it hasn't stopped Seattle in the past.
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Round 1 - Pick 21
Deep bombs for Justin Herbert, please.
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Round 1 - Pick 22
WR run! These receivers are odd and need fitting parts, but grabbing the consensus "best wideout" in the draft, plus Odell Beckham Jr. in free agency, should be enough to lure Lamar Jackson in on the tag number.
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Round 1 - Pick 23
A semi-surprising WR team here as the Vikings add a player to complement Justin Jefferson.
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Round 1 - Pick 24
I'd be drafting the crap out of children of former NFL players if those children are playing defensive back right now, because the success rate is outrageous.
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Round 1 - Pick 25
This really isn't a WR dump -- I think we'll see a big run of them late in the first round and the "first WR taken" odds will surprise some people.
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Round 1 - Pick 26
Dalton Schultz is a lot better than people think and the Cowboys are quite quickly without a big pass catcher on their offense. Until they draft his replacement anyway ...
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Round 1 - Pick 27
Downs in the slot for Buffalo with that offense would be filthy.
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Round 1 - Pick 28
The Bengals' offense has pieces it needs to replace but the defense needs more pass rush to take down the AFC's elite quarterbacks.
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Denver Broncos
Round 1 - Pick 29
Everyone assumes Juwan Johnson and Adam Trautman are the guys in New Orleans, but adding Mayer boosts the run game and gives them another option in Derek Carr's passing attack.
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Round 1 - Pick 30
The Eagles will likely trade back but if Howie Roseman doesn't I think he'll build into a strength coming off a Super Bowl appearance.
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Round 1 - Pick 31
Don't sleep on Andy Reid somehow making the offense better after winning a Super Bowl.
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