WATCH: Massive 16-foot alligator terrifies golfers at Florida course

Seriously, you may not even want to look at this frighning gator ... somebody hold me

Florida, man. This gigantic gator was spotted at Buffalo Creek Golf Course in Palmetto, Florida, this week. I live nearly 1,000 miles away from this thing, and I am still completely terrified.

"He has been here for a very, very long time; he's not new at all," an employee of the course told News3 Las Vegas. "There have been guesses that he's 15 to 16 feet long. The word has spread that this is a great place to come and play. He is the highlight, but we are worth the price, too."

He is most certainly a highlight.

Also, do you think John Peterson would do this to that thing?

Alligator guarding golf ball, knocked away with a rake

A video posted by @cjzero on Apr 25, 2014 at 3:11pm PDT

I am sort of doubting it.

Alligator or dinosaur? Golf.com